Nuevo Malibu V: Showdown On Main Street

Nuevo Malibu V: Showdown On Main Street

The Turf War At Disneyland ends with a final Showdown on Mainstreet, in the Magic Kingdom. Still harbouring those questions about behind-the-scenes strife at Disneyland?  Our time-traveling crew of earthlings Clell Landis and Doctor Shay Watt?, Mack the hologram and Narrator show up on Main Street, U.S.A., in the Magic Kingdom for a midnight showdown between the Walts, the characters Mister Disney personally produced, and the Non-Walts, those added to the franchise since Walt died.  Battles erupt all over the park.  Captains Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa take on Peter Pan and Davy Crockett on the waterways.  Jiminy Cricket squares off with Ant Man.  The Hulk falls in love with Matterhorn Mountain.  When all seems lost, Mary Poppins tries to play peacemaker with mixed results.  It’s such a glorious mess you’ll barely believe your ears. Nuevo Malibu: Grand finale of the Turf War in...
Nuevo Malibu IV: Turf War At Disneyland

Nuevo Malibu IV: Turf War At Disneyland

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at Disneyland?  Given any thought to creative differences simmering between major characters in the Magic Kingdom?  Curious how Mickey Mouse and Captain America really get along?  Journey to suburban Los Angeles with earthlings Clell Landis and Doctor Shay Watt? in Episode 4, and all your curiosity will be slaked.  Hong Kong Disneyland by Gary Todd via Flickr (CC BY Sa, 2.0 License) Nuevo Malibu IV Accompanied by Narrator and Mack, the subliminal being who communicates through holograms, our fearless time-travelers sneak into Disneyland after it closes and stumble into a confrontation between the world’s most famous mouse and the top Avenger.  Mickey leads the Walts: the characters Mister Disney personally produced.  Captain America fronts the Non-Walts, those added to the franchise since Walt died.  When the two sides can’t reach a peaceable solution, they choose hostile interaction at midnight on Main Street, U.S.A.  All scores will be settled then. Captain America by Gunner III via Flickr (CC BY SA, 2.0...
Part III: She Was Friendly to the Navy, But Rotten to 		the Corps

Part III: She Was Friendly to the Navy, But Rotten to the Corps

NARRATOR: Oh, there you are. Welcome to Episode Three of “Nuevo Malibu”, entitled “She Was Friendly to the Navy, But Rotten to the Corps”. “Nuevo Malibu” is sponsored by Sherm’s Worms. She Was Friendly To The Navy But Rotten To The Corps Want a herd of humus-churning red wrigglers to aerate your garden? How about some Canadian nightcrawlers for fish bait? Sherm’s got the worm for you. Now available in two varieties: bin-raised and free-range. Call 1-800-SLI-MEEE. (beat) Sherm’s Worms, a subsidiary of Doug’s Slugs. And we’re off. In our last episode, earthlings Clell Landis and Doctor Shay Watt? team up with Mack, the subliminal being that communicates through holograms. The trio and I, the Narrator, miniaturize our time-traveling Port-a-Potty the TURDIS, and meander through Donald Trump’s sundry brain lobes before adjourning to the Italian Renaissance for some pasta. After dinner, we stroll the streets of ancient Rome. Mack, who had transformed to Galileo to order our meal, slips into some one more comfortable — the form of John Nursall,  a reclusive scrimshaw artist. MACK: I understand that earthlings often like to attend a film after dining out. We could visit Planet Rom-Com in the Resort System. LANDIS: What’s that? MACK: An ongoing romantic comedy, Landis. You and the Doctor would be irresistibly drawn into the conventions of the genre: the meet cute, the inferior yet lovable  sidekicks, the triumph of true love over many obstacles. DOCTOR: Irresistibly? MACK: The atmosphere on Rom-Com overpowers earthlings. It wouldn’t affect me or Narrator. We could watch out for you AND serve the plot as your loyal  though not as attractive best friends. NARRATOR: I’m in....
Voyage to the Planet Romcom

Voyage to the Planet Romcom

In our last episode, earthlings Clell Landis and Doctor Shay Watt? team up with Mack, the subliminal being that communicates through holograms. The trio and I, the Narrator, miniaturize our time-traveling Port-a-Potty the TURDIS, and meander through Donald Trump’s sundry brain lobes before adjourning to the Italian Renaissance for some pasta. After dinner, we stroll the streets of ancient Rome. Mack, who had transformed to Galileo to order our meal, slips into some one more comfortable — the form of John Nursall, a reclusive scrimshaw artist. After dining out. we visit Planet Rom-Com in the Resort System. LANDIS: What’s that? MACK: An ongoing romantic comedy, Landis. You and the Doctor would be irresistibly drawn into the conventions of the genre: the meet cute, the inferior yet lovable sidekicks, the triumph of true love over many obstacles. DOCTOR: Irresistibly? MACK: The atmosphere on Rom-Com overpowers earthlings. It wouldn’t affect me or Narrator. We could watch out for you AND serve the plot as your loyal though not as attractive best friends. NARRATOR: I’m in. Tune in March 2 at 8:30 PM to see what happens Top photo credit: “If I can” by timcmak via Flickr (CC BY SA, 2.0...
Nuevo Malibu 2: A Different Version Of Trump’s Brain

Nuevo Malibu 2: A Different Version Of Trump’s Brain

Curious about Donald Trump’s inner thoughts? Wondering about what memories haunt him? Questioning why his right amygdala is so hostile? All these concerns are answered in Nuevo Malibu 2: A Different Version Of Trump’s Brain. Nuevo Malibu 2 - A Different Version of Trump’s Brain Written & Produced by Allen Perkins Having just transgendered a prepubescent Donald Trump in Episode 1, our intrepid trio jumps into the TURDIS, their time-traveling Port-a-Potty, and head to an alternate reality to study a different version of Trump’s brain. The two earthlings — world-weary Clell Landis and Doctor Shay Watt?, proctologist — continue to bond with Mack, the subliminal being from the planet Stephanie that communicates with them through holograms. They are joined by the Narrator, who becomes a sentient being when she comes aboard the TURDIS. Mack miniaturizes the TURDIS so they can get to The Donald’s brain through his nose.  The group pokes around Trump’s frontal lobe, looking for his Executive Functions: reasoning, self control, abstract thought . . . that sort of thing. All they find is danger from being zapped by axons from the synaptic process. The Narrator is severely stunned by one when Trump starts watching “Fox and Friends”. The crew moves on to the temporal lobe, where memory is stored. Using a device that Mack makes which looks like a Super Soaker, the Doctor provokes memories of Trumps’ childhood, all his marriages and Stormy Daniels. Having quite enough of that, the crew moves on to The Donald’s amygdalae, key to emotional responses. There they meet a little man who looks like a Picasso painting. He’s negotiating a peace between Trump’s right...
Port-a-Potty Time Trek To Nuevo Malibu

Port-a-Potty Time Trek To Nuevo Malibu

Wanna REALLY Get Away Wanna REALLY Get Away? See What The Future Holds? Think You’ve Heard Enough About The Donald? Come on Board For A Visit To Nuevo Malibu.  Join an intrepid trio of time travellers in the fantasy adventure “Nuevo Malibu” on Cortes Radio.  Clell Landis, a world-weary drifter, starts the cascade of events when he decides to leave the U.S. for a new country formed by British Columbia, Washington, Oregon, California and Tijuana, Mexico.  Nuevo Malibu is founded after Donald Trump accidentally nukes Prince Edward Island. Port-a-Potty Time Trek To Nuevo Malibu Nuevo Malibu - Written & Produced by Allen Perkins Come To Nuevo Malibu On CKTZ: Saturday, May 5 & 12: 8 PMMonday, May 7: 7 PMWednesday, May 9: 7 PM Join The Action Landis meets Doctor Shay Watt? when she lands a Port-a-Potty on his foot.  She had been using it at the Woodstock Music Festival half a century earlier when it whisked her away. The two set out to stop Trump’s rise to power, but instead end up on the planet Stephanie, where they meet Mack, a subliminal being who canmake anything and be anyone. The three careen around the universe a bit, including a stop on the planet Nuzzlepuss, where everyone speaks in Doctor Seuss lines.They end up in Trump’s closet on the eve of a crucial time in The Donald’s life.  They do, in fact, change history, but not the way they thought they would. Nuevo Malibu was written and produced by Allen Perkins. It was recorded on location in the universe, specifically Quadra Island at the Dave Blinzinger Studio.  It features the vocal talents of Kris Wellstein, Guy Holmes, Kornelia Mitchell,...